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Help my prom win $1,000

Posted by realatomicx on 01.25.2010 at 22:13
Hi all! I'm a high school senior from Alaska and my homeschool group is putting on a prom this year for all the homeschoolers in my area. Sadly, because of the economu(we think) fundraisers are not bringing in what they did last year, and because of that, our deco budget is barely $400. Which is lame. So, we entered a contest put on by Stumps Prom and Party and to win we need to get the most votes in our state. Right now, we're about 300 votes behind the leader... and the leader keeps adding votes.

If you guys would be willing, can you vote for us? The link is http://contest.stumpsparty.com/index.cfm?oom=vote&group=AK and you should vote for the Valley Homeschool Prom(NOT NENANA). You can vote as many times as you want(once is fine, but more would be fantastic).

It would help us out so much; we're a small group planning a large event with like, no money. It's my last year and I really want my prom to be fantastic this year. Anyway, thanks in advance if you vote!

102 things a guy should know about girls

Posted by gircanjerk on 01.12.2010 at 16:20

1. Do not cheat on a girl. We girls talk, we WILL know, and we WILL find out, and we WILL dump you!

2. Be aware of all your girlfriends’ guy friends, brothers, fathers, or anything. They are protective. Every single male friend we have will kick your ass if you end up hurting her.

3. Never ever miss an opportunity to tell her that she’s beautiful. We girls love that.

4. If she slapped you hard, you probably deserved it.

5. Do not be afraid of holding her. If she’s going out with you in the first place, it’s obvious that she likes you and wants to be in your arms.

6. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend -- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts or hoodie’s, and a really pretty piece of jewelry.

7. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely. We think that’s really cute and sweet.

8. If a guy is bothering your girlfriend, it is your right to beat the sh!t out of him.

9. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer. It’ll make her feel secure that you love her more than the other girl.

10. Never ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

11. Go along with her to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went with her.

12. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. Or else.

13. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. Let her win once in a while.

14. Memorize your girlfriend’s birthday. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life. Not gonna lie.

15. Don't drench yourself in the cologne, but smell good.

16. You don’t have to spend a million dollars on the Birthday/Christmas/Valentine gift. It doesn't have to be expensive, or cost anything but it has to be meaningful.

17. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.

18. Don’t say you understand when you don’t. That’s bad.

19. Remember: Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!

20. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; but doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

21. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.

22. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. Don’t bother trying to convince us otherwise, that is a bad idea

23. It’s good to be sensitive, to a point.

24. If you did something wrong, apologize. Even if you didn’t, do it anyway.

25. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.)

26. We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it. Let it be.

27. We don’t shave our legs every day so just get over it.

28. Shave your face, no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we probably hate it. We like you clean shaven.

29. Show off a little, we think it’s cute.

30. You are our boyfriend, our man, our protector, whether you know it or not, you are; act like it.

31. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).

32. We love it when you hug us from behind and whisper in our ear.

33. "Fine" is NEVER an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.

34. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you. Don’t obsess over that.

35. I expect you to call me. If you don’t, you go down.

36. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be. Don’t you dare take advantage of that.

37. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.

38. You look hot in hooded clothing items. Always.

39. You should never tell a girl what to do. Ever.

40. Any decent man will ask a girl out to her face. I mean; if you aren’t man enough to ask us out to our face, who says youre gonna be man enough to our boyfriend at all.

41. Girls are very impressed when you ask them for advice. Unless its about another girl.

42. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.

43. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.

44. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.

45. Girls need to hear how you feel about them. Often. Tell her now.

46. A girl wants to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to recognize this and tell her.

47. If she’s not feeling loved, she will start looking....

48. We like it when you tell us what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself. It’s cute.

49. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...

50. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.

51. We can fall in love with you without really knowing you, if you are an @ss, we will find out, and we will get over it. Fast. Don't ruin it.

52. You like her, make a move. Don’t just sit there, you will fail, and you won’t get her.

53. Guys who play sports are hot. They build muscle, and no matter what we will be at all of your games.

54. When you compliment us, we aren't sure how to accept the compliment without leading you on or reject the compliment without hurting you. So just bear with us here.

55. WE HATE BEING LED ON! If you think it's bad being led on by a girl, try being led on by a guy.

56. We like it when guys are willing to have an actual relationship, not just a one-night stand. Most girls don't like pimps or players, just guys who like ONE girl only.

57. But don't be obssessive. Major turn-off.

58. Call sometimes, just to say hi, not for a certain reason. When we see your number on caller ID, our heart always skips a beat. Try calling just to say good night, or good morning, its soo adorable!

59. BE HONEST!

60. Don't ONLY tell us what we want to hear. We HATE that.

61. At sleepovers, if you wonder what we talk about, quit worrying. It really is only you.

62. If you catch us staring, it is most likely because we're spacing out, not because we really stare at you. Unless we smile when you notice. Then you either look really hot, or we like you.

63. We like it when you hold us when we're crying. It's good to feel loved and safe.

64. Don't go to our friends to talk about us. Come straight to us.

65. Don't tell us you love us unless you are positive you mean it. If we don't say it back, it's just that we really want to mean it when we say it. Don't say it right away, then it shows lack of commitment.

66. We like our hands to be held and our waists to be touched.

67. We like you to kiss our hand and cheeks and forehead (esp. forehead!!), not just shove your tongue down our throats. We do like to breathe.

68. We like it when you're tender, but don't lose your masculinity.

69. Do chivalrous things when we least expect it (ex. holding doors for us).

70. As surprising as it may be, while guys might actually look at personality, the first thing girls look at tends to be looks. We're not going to see you and think, 'I wonder what his personality is like!' Terrible, but true.

71. If we love you, and youre hurt on the basketball court, rolling on the floor in pain; we’re hurting more just watching you.

72. We LOVE it when you get nervous around us. It's adorable! Don't think you have to be Mr. Cool Guy all the time.

73. Don't play hard to get. We’ll get bored and move on.

74. If you don't call us, then we will spend hours thinking about why you never called, and we will waste a lot of time thinking about it, eventually coming to the conclusion that we don't like you anymore.

75. We lost interest quickly if you lead us on but never take action.

76. We might seem to flirt a lot, but a girl always thinks about the one guy she really likes right before she falls asleep.

77. When a girl likes a guy, she subconsciously gives him a song that makes her think of him every time she hears it.

78. If guys do the same as girls do in #77, tell her what song reminds you of her.

79. Randomly compliment girls in conversations. If you're talking about sports, be like "Oh, by the way, that shirt really made your eyes look green today." It totally throws us off, and we love it.

80. Ask us about how we're doing once in a while, and at least pretend to be interested.

81. If we're not talking to you, we secretly want you to talk to us first.

82. Play with our hair without being like a gay hairstylist.

83. We get really happy when you show any sign of interest. Don't just do it and then never do it again. Bad bad bad…

84. Keep up the conversation on IM and phones and in person! Don't be awkward. That’s bad.

85. We will always feel bad if we don't like you back. Not all girls are b!tches, no matter what you may think. We hate to reject you.

86. ok, so some girls are b!tches and they like rejecting boys, but the people who wrote this group are not. better?

87. If we say "Let's just be friends", we really mean it. Don't keep trying to pursue us, and don't say ok and then ignore us. That's just mean and horrible.

88. It's adorable when a best guy friend who a girl has thought about liking confesses he likes her.

89. If you’re single, find the one girl who’s always there on the sidelines at your football game, or at each of your concerts, all your baseball games. She loves you. Her excuse may be that she’s there for her brother, but she’s really there for you.

90. After you find that girl, smile at her once in a while, it’ll mean the world to her.

91. Get to know her, you’ll make her year first of all, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll end up liking her.

92. Not all blondes are b!tches. Some are cool.

93. Not all blondes are sluts. Some have morals.

94. In your mind, give every girl a chance. Each one deserves at least one.

95. Girls fantasize too, its just not always about sex.

96. We girls give you guys code names so that you don’t know that we’re talking about you. :]

97. If you’re jealous, it may suck for you, but we think it’s attractive if you really care that much.

98. If a girl blushes when you talk to her, she either likes you or she's embarrassed by what you're saying.

99. Girls don’t really write your name on a piece of paper a million times if they like you, that’s a myth…… sometimes

100. If a girl really likes you, just seeing you will make her day.

101. Even if you aren’t all that cute, and we like you, we think you’re hot. Don’t take advantage of that, take pride in that.

102. Every time you smile at us, it may mean only a little to you, but it means the world to us. Don't take the little things for granted.
 
 

 

 
 


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Yeah... amazing.

Posted by noizgul on 01.01.2010 at 22:33
I just learned from a commercial that if you try the new KFC grilled wings, you will start tripping balls and see a tiger. Anyway... back to watching something more feasible: The Twilight Zone.


Red Nails

New Vlog :)

Posted by vintagerednails on 12.24.2009 at 13:13


merry christmas everyone! x

Posted by noizgul on 12.16.2009 at 06:03

Rash

Psycho Shopper Gets Powerhoused

Posted by lord007 on 11.09.2009 at 01:13


The infamous Psycho Mall Walker gets Powerhoused courtesy of Raymond Scott :)

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Posted by jinxhart on 10.21.2009 at 10:54
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lol

Posted by jinxhart on 10.17.2009 at 17:27
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Rash

Eat Dreams (Are Made of Mashups)

Posted by lord007 on 10.11.2009 at 15:38


A remix video featuring multiple cartoon characters to a beat from the Eurythmics.

Shows♥Star Trek Captain Kirk

Shatner of the Mount

Posted by jinxhart on 09.25.2009 at 17:48
Current Mood: amusedamazed

kills

Greatest Youtube Hits!!

Posted by movehalfaninch on 09.22.2009 at 19:19
check this video out!

it has 100 of the greatest youtube clips packed into a 4 minute clip:



how many clips can you recognize? ive watched it like 50x and i have almost all of them figured out!

Posted by noizgul on 08.31.2009 at 01:45
Current Mood: amusedamused
"That's not opinion. That's science, and science is one cold hearted bitch with a fourteen inch strap-on."

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so yum!

Posted by jinxhart on 08.15.2009 at 11:36
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Posted by corissaann on 08.13.2009 at 01:23
   Hey all!! I'm in an online contest and I would love your help! Please vote or just look and leave feedback. If I win the contest I win a trip to New York!!!!  Here is the link! Feel free to join the site and add me as a friend, we can chat that way too! 

http://www.brickfish.com/Pages/PhotosAlbums/PhotoView.aspx?picid=974904_66942889&pid=2764907&scid=468 

The Lipgloss is great! I would def recommend it! It has hoodia in it to help you lose weight! 

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Happy Brrrfday Prez!

Posted by jinxhart on 08.04.2009 at 21:46
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427th Heaven

Posted by lord007 on 08.02.2009 at 16:09


A remix video showcasing the family from "7th Heaven" going through quite the fiasco when pops finds a joint by the front door.



This is just disgusting. I decided to order a vegetarian starter-kit from PETA. I've been wanting to do this for a long time and this was just the final nail in the coffin. My meat-eating days are over.

Posted by noizgul on 07.18.2009 at 07:32


Rash

Have you ever been to Baia? (Donald Duck Remix)

Posted by lord007 on 07.11.2009 at 14:29
Current Location: Norwich, CT
Current Mood: awakeawake


A remix video using only sounds & footage from "The Three Caballeros" an animated 1944 film produced by Walt Disney.

Poetry and Prose by Tamara Amanda Bryant

Posted by tamarabryant on 06.10.2009 at 23:43
My first book, "Stumbling and Mumbling", has been published and is up for sale!  It is a book with my poetry and prose.  The writing in this book covers issues like domestic violence, love, death, mourning, revenge, suicide, addictions, growing up, and finding oneself.

I am selling it for only $7.99!

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Posted by jinxhart on 06.01.2009 at 15:11

Star Wars sad
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